Tuesday, April 02, 2019

B : Bhes Badalna (Putting on a disguise) in Hindi Films #AtoZChallenge 2019

'Bhes Badalna' is the Hindi language phrase that means 'putting on a disguise'. It is one of the tropes that have often been used in Bollywood films to further the story. There are also some standard situations to use this. Like when the hero has to infiltrate the villain's den. Or when the hero cross-dresses to gatecrash the heroine's picnic, in his attempt to woo her. Or at times to create a false identity, especially in the genre of 'Comedy of Errors'

But what I find hilarious is that the film-makers don't even put an effort in developing elaborate disguises. They expect the audiences to suspend their beliefs and imagine that the disguise is working. I have seen umpteen films especially from 80's and 90's where a character will put a fake mole on his face or just wear glasses and walk into a party and no one will recognize him. 

In a revenge drama titled 'Khoon Bhari Maang' (Blood in Trichion), Rekha, the heroine of the film is shown in two avatars. She comes back to take her revenge with a changed hairstyle, western clothes and a plastic surgery. Yes, she looks different in both the avatars. But only fools will believe that it is not the same person. Other characters in the film were foolish. 


Okay! At least in this case there was a definite makeover. What about a film called 'Rafoo Chakkar' (Slip Away)? In it two male characters disguise themselves as girls. The lead protagonist, Rishi Kapoor, with his softer looks, could carry it off easily. But his sidekick, Paintal (left in the picture) was an  easy giveaway. Still every character in the film believed that Paintal was a girl. In fact a man falls in love with him her. 


A relatively recent film, though entertaining and well made, was entirely based on a flimsy premise. The wife doesn't love her husband. The husband instead of talking to her and addressing the core issue, creates a different identity for himself. He meets his wife at a dance school everyday,  under the disguise of this newly assumed identity. Miraculously, with change in disguise, his personality also changes. I am not even questioning that. May be there is a scientific reason for this change in his persona. May be the phrase 'clothes maketh the man' is literally true. The wife feels attracted to her own husband, who is in disguise now. The film is called 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' (A Match Made by God) and here are the two looks of the lead actor Shahrukh Khan while his wife in the film remained clueless. 


So if you owe money to a colleague of yours, don't worry. Wear a pair of glasses and go to office. While you will see the same people, they will not recognize you. Okay! don't take the risk. Glue a mole to your cheek as well. 

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Monday, April 01, 2019

A : Award Ceremonies in Hindi Film Industry / Bollywood #AtoZChallenge 2019

Hindi Film Industry awards are dime a dozen. From December to March every year, there is at least one film award ceremony being telecast on TV every week. They are more of TV events and are less interested in really rewarding and recognizing merit. One can dissect several aspects related to them like their selection process, jury, actual event design, number of awards, categories of awards etc. But there are few things I really find funny.

My son is over two years old and has started going to a playgroup school. Recently he got a participation award in running and sorting. I never knew this category of sport existed. And he got an award for just showing up. Our film stars are like these two year old kids. If they show up at an award ceremony, the inadvertently win one. After all no one likes to go back home empty handed. Also because these award events are designed for TV telecast, the awards are interspersed with lot of garish performances. These performances are in fact shot much before actual awards with no audience. On the editing table, they very cleverly mix shots from the actual award ceremony and these pre-recorded performances. I am not exaggerating, but I once saw an actor dancing on the stage in a costume and simultaneously sitting in a tuxedo, applauding his own performance from the audience area. The editor must have slept off watching the performance. Film stars are paid for these performances in cash and kind. Akshay Kumar claims in the video below (watch from 5th to 6th minute) that he got an offer to perform at an award ceremony for half his price and the organizers assured him an award instead.  He declined the award and asked for his full price. 


When you have to keep so many egotist film stars happy, of course you have to invent new award categories. Screen Awards 2019 had categories like Real Star Awards and Best Ethnic Style Awards for both males and females. And they were given to film actors, but not really for acting. I am sure some of them performed on the stage. They at times give Best Onscreen Jodi (Couple) Award. This happens when Shahrukh Khan and Kajol act in the shittiest film of the year. In Filmfare awards, they give multiple best actor awards - Popular Best Actor and Critics' Award for Best Actor. We all know that the organizers didn't have the guts to not give the award to the Popular Best Actor. Had Academy Awards learned this trick, Leonardo DiCaprio would have won much earlier, his Oscar!

These are some of the reasons that the National Film Awards in India are more respected. I can't claim that they are entirely credible, as politics of the day play an important role in them too. But one thing these National Film Awards get right is that they don't need a sponsor. On the other hand, Filmfare Awards 2019 are actually called Vimal Elaichi Filmfare Awards. At some point in past, they were called Manikchand Filmfare Awards. I sometimes wonder, why such a strong fixation with Paan Masala / Gutka / Tobacco brands. 

May be these awards are like the Paan Masala. Pop into your mouth! Chew! Spit! They guarantee to leave a bad taste in your mouth. 

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Sunday, March 31, 2019

Theme Reveal #AtoZChallenge 2019


It is that time of the year again. April  A to Z blogging challenge is knocking on the door. This will be my third consecutive year of participation. And I am really excited to complete it this time too. Looking forward to your comments, feedback and most importantly encouragement to make this happen. As they say third year is always the toughest one. So fingers crossed!

For the uninitiated, this challenge is about writing a blog-post daily through the month of April, except on Sundays. And to raise the bar higher, one has to post with topics arranged thematically from A to Z. 26 letters of the alphabet! 26 posts!

In 2017 my theme was 'Anecdotes and Stories from my Life'. You can read all the posts from that challenge here. In 2018 my theme was 'Listicles - Stories, anecdotes and observations from our daily lives in form of easy-to-read lists'. You can read all the posts from that challenge here. If you haven't read them before, do have a look. I am sure you will find at least one post that resonates with you. 

The theme I have chosen this year is related to a subject very close to my heart - Films. I love watching films, discussing them and sometimes writing about them. So here is my theme for this year's challenge : Hindi Film Industry / Bollywood Cliches


In fact the name Bollywood used to describe Bombay Cinema or Hindi Language Film Industry itself is a cliche. While Hollywood is a place, Bollywood isn't. Bollywood is a portmanteau of "Bombay" and "Hollywood". Let the movies begin!