Wednesday, April 03, 2019

C : Courtrooms in Hindi Films / Bollywood #AtoZChallenge 2019

Off late Hindi films showcasing court cases or court rooms have become too sanitized for lovers of commercial potboilers. Some of the recent films based on court cases or law like Shahid, Court (Marathi / Hindi language) and No One Killed Jessica, are narrated more like a procedural. They are bereft of any drama and they sometimes focus on mundane. No doubt these films are engaging in their own way. But this post is not about films that fall under the genre of courtroom procedural. This post is to share with you some of my favorite moments from the courtroom DRAMAS that have been every Indian cinema lover's staple diet growing up. 

Dialogues

There are some time-worn dialogues and phrases used in Indian courtroom dramas. Sample few - 

Objection Milord! Your Honour! (British - Colonial Hangover)

Mere Kaabil Muakil! (means 'my worthy client' in Urdu / Arabic; Urdu is used liberally in Hindi films by lawyers)

Tazirat-e-Hind, Dafaa 302 ke tahet sazaa-e-maut di jaati hai (If not for this dialogue I would have never learned about Section 302 in the Indian Penal Code and death sentence)

But the most iconic dialogue from a courtroom drama in Indian cinema ever is from a film called Damini. Spouted by none other than Sunny Deol this dialogue is famously known as 'Taareekh pe Taareekh' ( Taareekh means a calendar date!) In this scene, a key witness has not reached the court at prescribed time, as some goons are trying to kill her on the way. As the honorable judge at the behest of the opposition lawyer is about to adjourn the case to the next available date, Sunny Deol, breaks into this diatribe against the flaws of justice system.


After watching this scene anyone would like to enroll for public speaking and dramatics courses to practice law.

Bravado

There are lawyers who argue in court to prove their point. And then there are lawyers who take strong actions in the court to prove their point. Actions that sometimes blur the line between stupidity and bravado. In the film Waqt, the lead lawyer Sunil Dutt, to establish a chain of events, uses a dummy dead body and then also drags a heavy body bag, with leaking fluid (substitute for blood) in multiple ways. I found it fascinating, that courts actually are like labs and lawyers are physicists. Later in life, I discovered that actually this is the job of forensics department and not of lawyers who excel in physics. 

There are many such scenes in many such films, where courts are like playgrounds, and lawyers are like athletes. But one scene that really left an impression on me was from the movie 'Meri Jung.' The hero of the film, Anil Kapoor, is a defence lawyer who is trying to save a doctor accused of killing a patient by poisoning him. The patient had actually died of poisoning. But someone had replaced the medicine bottle with a poison bottle. So doctor was innocent. So how did the defence lawyer prove his client's innocence in the film? In front of a packed courtroom, he picks the same bottle of poison from the items of evidence on display and consumes it. The poison is supposed to act after few minutes. The judge immediately pronounces his judgement and declares the doctor innocent. No Taareekh pe Taarekh here! Soon after Anil Kapoor runs out of the court and is attended to by a doctor waiting for him. Watch the first few minutes of the video below.



After watching this scene it is very clear that our courts are capable of speedy justice, but we don't have enough daredevil lawyers.

Vigilantism

Shahenshah is a vigilante film in which Amrish Puri, the bad guy, is hanged to death during the climax scene from the roof of the courtroom by Amitabh Bachchan. Why wait for a judge to lord over the case! The cliche here is not the vigilantism, but the fact that courtrooms in Hindi films are so big, with high ceilings. Almost like banquet halls. The real courtrooms are nothing like them. Also I just realized, that Amrish Puri was the bad guy in Damini, Meri Jung and Shahenshah. Some body of work!

Comedy is another courtroom cliche often used to diffuse the tension in Hindi films. Either the judge saying Order! Order! with no one paying heed to him or a witness would often turn out to be a buffoon. 

Many a time, when evidence, argument or bravado is not enough, the leading lawyer will do a rapid fire Q&A session and the criminal will often have a slip of tongue and that would be treated as an admissible and irrevocable evidence. Clearly villain's lawyers always miss the trick in Hindi films. Watch the scene from Waqt, below to know what I mean. 




Lastly the spectators sitting in the gallery of the courtrooms would always applaud for the hero at the end. And judge will keep shouting, "Order! Order!"  with no one paying heed to him. 

Is it some kind of meta cue for the film audience to clap as well during that scene? Clever! Really clever! May be this is also a cue for you to appreciate my efforts in the comments section. 

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Tuesday, April 02, 2019

B : Bhes Badalna (Putting on a disguise) in Hindi Films #AtoZChallenge 2019

'Bhes Badalna' is the Hindi language phrase that means 'putting on a disguise'. It is one of the tropes that have often been used in Bollywood films to further the story. There are also some standard situations to use this. Like when the hero has to infiltrate the villain's den. Or when the hero cross-dresses to gatecrash the heroine's picnic, in his attempt to woo her. Or at times to create a false identity, especially in the genre of 'Comedy of Errors'

But what I find hilarious is that the film-makers don't even put an effort in developing elaborate disguises. They expect the audiences to suspend their beliefs and imagine that the disguise is working. I have seen umpteen films especially from 80's and 90's where a character will put a fake mole on his face or just wear glasses and walk into a party and no one will recognize him. 

In a revenge drama titled 'Khoon Bhari Maang' (Blood in Trichion), Rekha, the heroine of the film is shown in two avatars. She comes back to take her revenge with a changed hairstyle, western clothes and a plastic surgery. Yes, she looks different in both the avatars. But only fools will believe that it is not the same person. Other characters in the film were foolish. 


Okay! At least in this case there was a definite makeover. What about a film called 'Rafoo Chakkar' (Slip Away)? In it two male characters disguise themselves as girls. The lead protagonist, Rishi Kapoor, with his softer looks, could carry it off easily. But his sidekick, Paintal (left in the picture) was an  easy giveaway. Still every character in the film believed that Paintal was a girl. In fact a man falls in love with him her. 


A relatively recent film, though entertaining and well made, was entirely based on a flimsy premise. The wife doesn't love her husband. The husband instead of talking to her and addressing the core issue, creates a different identity for himself. He meets his wife at a dance school everyday,  under the disguise of this newly assumed identity. Miraculously, with change in disguise, his personality also changes. I am not even questioning that. May be there is a scientific reason for this change in his persona. May be the phrase 'clothes maketh the man' is literally true. The wife feels attracted to her own husband, who is in disguise now. The film is called 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' (A Match Made by God) and here are the two looks of the lead actor Shahrukh Khan while his wife in the film remained clueless. 


So if you owe money to a colleague of yours, don't worry. Wear a pair of glasses and go to office. While you will see the same people, they will not recognize you. Okay! don't take the risk. Glue a mole to your cheek as well. 

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Monday, April 01, 2019

A : Award Ceremonies in Hindi Film Industry / Bollywood #AtoZChallenge 2019

Hindi Film Industry awards are dime a dozen. From December to March every year, there is at least one film award ceremony being telecast on TV every week. They are more of TV events and are less interested in really rewarding and recognizing merit. One can dissect several aspects related to them like their selection process, jury, actual event design, number of awards, categories of awards etc. But there are few things I really find funny.

My son is over two years old and has started going to a playgroup school. Recently he got a participation award in running and sorting. I never knew this category of sport existed. And he got an award for just showing up. Our film stars are like these two year old kids. If they show up at an award ceremony, the inadvertently win one. After all no one likes to go back home empty handed. Also because these award events are designed for TV telecast, the awards are interspersed with lot of garish performances. These performances are in fact shot much before actual awards with no audience. On the editing table, they very cleverly mix shots from the actual award ceremony and these pre-recorded performances. I am not exaggerating, but I once saw an actor dancing on the stage in a costume and simultaneously sitting in a tuxedo, applauding his own performance from the audience area. The editor must have slept off watching the performance. Film stars are paid for these performances in cash and kind. Akshay Kumar claims in the video below (watch from 5th to 6th minute) that he got an offer to perform at an award ceremony for half his price and the organizers assured him an award instead.  He declined the award and asked for his full price. 


When you have to keep so many egotist film stars happy, of course you have to invent new award categories. Screen Awards 2019 had categories like Real Star Awards and Best Ethnic Style Awards for both males and females. And they were given to film actors, but not really for acting. I am sure some of them performed on the stage. They at times give Best Onscreen Jodi (Couple) Award. This happens when Shahrukh Khan and Kajol act in the shittiest film of the year. In Filmfare awards, they give multiple best actor awards - Popular Best Actor and Critics' Award for Best Actor. We all know that the organizers didn't have the guts to not give the award to the Popular Best Actor. Had Academy Awards learned this trick, Leonardo DiCaprio would have won much earlier, his Oscar!

These are some of the reasons that the National Film Awards in India are more respected. I can't claim that they are entirely credible, as politics of the day play an important role in them too. But one thing these National Film Awards get right is that they don't need a sponsor. On the other hand, Filmfare Awards 2019 are actually called Vimal Elaichi Filmfare Awards. At some point in past, they were called Manikchand Filmfare Awards. I sometimes wonder, why such a strong fixation with Paan Masala / Gutka / Tobacco brands. 

May be these awards are like the Paan Masala. Pop into your mouth! Chew! Spit! They guarantee to leave a bad taste in your mouth. 

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