Saturday, April 07, 2018

G : Glow-in-the-Dark #AtoZchallenge

Glow-in-the-Dark world is highly skewed towards fashion and apparel. Hair color, shoes, bling of any kind, clothes etc. etc.  Also this dark world is biased. Biased towards fairer sex. Most of the glow-in-the-Dark items are meant for women. Cosmetics just over do it.  Nail polish especially...

Don't underestimate the power of Glow-in-the-Dark innovation. The world has just trivialized it by using it for those things that don't have the ability to change the world.

For example, when man discovered fire, they did things with it. Things that harnessed its energy and destructive abilities. In the hands of a fashionista, fire would have been just used to cut hair, never realizing its full potential. (You don't believe me? Right! See the video. Now wipe that smirk off your face and read on.)

I refuse to let glow-in-the-dark phenomenon die on the ramp-walks and in late night parties. Here are some suggestions to let this innovation really help the mankind, especially the men. (pun intended)

1. Glow-in-the-Dark Western Closets / Toilet Seats: You can't expect men to pee in the dark without them knowing where to aim. Especially if they are drunk, which they often are. This will improve overall cleanliness of our surroundings.

2. Glow-in-the-Dark Mood Boards for Women: Men like simple communication. They like objective answers. If you are in the mood, show them the green mood board. If not, show the red one. It is their cue to get out of the bed, grab a beer and watch the football match on TV. Don't talk. They really don't listen ;-) This will help maintain domestic bliss. 

3. Glow-in-the-Dark Flip-flops, Mobile Chargers and pills box : Men are lazy. Period. Don't try to change them. So things they might need in the night regularly should be luminous as they won't bother to switch on the light. I have mentioned 3 things. But this category has immense possibilities for young entrepreneurs (I have thought of a name for this category - Nighttime Glow-in-the-Dark Knickknacks). This will help ensure that things remain the same way in the morning as they were before you slept off. You don't want him to take your OC pills or go to the toilet barefoot and bring the germs back to the bed.

4. Glow-in-the-Dark Snacks : Men are clumsy. In movie halls, lot of things are glow-in-the-dark type. Then why not food? (Of course some one has to work on the edible phosphors for it to work). If this breakthrough is achieved, there will be no more spills and they will not grab something inappropriate instead of popcorn. 

5. Glow-in-the-Dark Straps, Hooks & Zippers: If you were not convinced so far, this is the deal clincher. When you are being naughty between the sheets, isn't this a great feature to get things out of the way faster? This will help keep the spirit and other things up during the action.

So let us resolve to not let the world remain in the dark. Embrace the Glow-in-the-Dark. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

My last year's challenge post from letter G was a heartfelt tribute to my grandfather. Read it here.

My theme for this year's #AtoZchallenge is all about writing stories, anecdotes and observations from my life in form of easy to read listicles. You can read the theme reveal post here.


Liz A. said...

That's brilliant. We so haven't harnessed what glow in the dark can do. Great ideas.

Charan Deep Singh said...


Yolanda Renรฉe said...

I'm blind in the dark, so glow in the dark furniture would be welcome! LOL

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Yolanda Renรฉe said...

I thought I'd already posted a comment. About wanting glow in the dark furniture. Must have hit the wrong button. :)

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Charan Deep Singh said...

Thanks for sharing your idea Yolanda. It is a good one...